I'm jealous of your bromance
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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