Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
only you would photoshop your dick
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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