There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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