Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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