listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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