So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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