Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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