So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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