I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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