Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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