coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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