Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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