just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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