okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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