We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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