We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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