If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.