Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..