i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it