You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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