did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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