Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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