Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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