Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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