Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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