You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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