You surviving the open bar?
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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