What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
