Already got asked if we're dating
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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