We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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