i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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