my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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