she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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