lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
