Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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