I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
