She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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