i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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