The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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