So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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