I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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