Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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