ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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