All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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