so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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