Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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