If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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