just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
there is another microwave in the elevator.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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