Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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