I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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