I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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it glows. i had to have it.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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