eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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