She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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