No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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